What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

What are your best funny dating stories?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Who's your celebrity crush?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd